It was a warm summer evening in Privot Drive, the birds were singing, hardly a leaf was moving on the trees, the sound of children playing with spray cans down at the local park was barely audible - just as well really, 'cos lying behind a hedge, with a more>>

Distracted and dizzy, I felt very dizzy - a bit like when you spin around on an office chair (one that spins) and then sat there feeling quite nauseous wondering why you spun in the chair in the first place…or is it just me? …hmm, spinning hell indeedio more>>

You know what it's like - one minute you're standing in the remains of a pub in South London, next minute you've got to make your way to Kings Cross to catch a train to someplace called Bogwarts… Great!!! After traversing the wonders that is the Underground more>>

It's a funny old world isn't it? Just when you think that nothing could surprise you again... more>>

Chapter Five – The SingBrrrrring…Brrrrriiiiinggggg...“What’s that noise?”“Dunno, don’t answer it, it’s probably the Owl Preservation Society wondering where three owls disappeared to last Christmas Eve…”Brrinnngggg…“I think we’d better answer it, it could more>>

Chapter Six – Twenty-Nine DaysTwenty-nine days…twenty-nine days, February is a strange month, it no sooner starts than it finishes, and then every four years (except in a millennium year) it has an extra day bolted on the end.A bit like those rare occasions more>>

Chapter Seven – The Great EscapeWith an almighty bang, and a squeal of feedback the room shook.“You will all remain seated, and you will not answer back”An echoey voice (well, more like reverb really – probably one with a decent pre-delay) echoed through more>>

Chapter Eight – How Does It All End?Dark, cold and wet – like a dogs nose, Timbo was alone in a long corridor, where exactly he could not tell, all he knew was that he and he alone was going to put the world of karaoke to rights, oh yes.It had been three more>>